Metaphors Vs. Allegories - Wrestling Matches

Our intention here is to showcase the mighty metaphors, however this process involves looking at some harsh battles with kick-ass allegories. The results can be hard on the squeamish, as these fights are totally unregulated by any word authorities whatsoever except us. No teachers, just word-on-word action. This season watch as The Madonna-Whore Complex takes on the Grim Reaper, then look upon the carnage as Batman fights Plato in The Body As Batmobile versus The Cave. Can you even handle the Theory of Everything versus Venus? If so, you're gonna love the no-rules, lights-out, cage match between Freud's Cigar and the Cult of Isis. Don't leave your chair.